people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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