I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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