That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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