It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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