redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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