Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
