what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
...so i touched it.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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