Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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