spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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