WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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