I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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