That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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