HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize
