Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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