i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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