batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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