nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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