her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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