I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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