All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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