I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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