like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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