i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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