so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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