Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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