Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I look better un-naked...
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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