Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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