david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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