is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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