We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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