At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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