she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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