i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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