I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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