There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I made him laugh his dick is mine
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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