its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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