Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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