Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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