Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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