My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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