The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
