I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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