Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
whose parrot is this?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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