Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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