How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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