YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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