Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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