if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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