Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
