honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How drunk are you?
Completed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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