And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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