We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I know her cup size but not her name....
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