That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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