I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
