I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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