it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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