Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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