Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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