ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I got her a Nickelback box set.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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